zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

(via asiuns)

follow the person this was reblogged from

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

(Source: s-un-rise, via trust)

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

Bullshit

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

(via trust)

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

(via stability)

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

(via trust)

ragingqueermisandrist:

lellyphant:

whatitmeanstomissneworleans:

She is so cute, why do people hate her so much?

(because she’s a black woman who doesn’t pander to the male gaze or take any shit and is just really fuckin awesome)

Nikki is a black woman who owns her own business and is making a name in a male dominated industrys but still feminine and that pisses people off lol

Or because she says really dumb things and speaks like she’s full of herself

(Source: , via sexy-koala)

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

(via trust)