tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

(via allteensrelate)

“Master, I don’t think you quite realise what you’ve got here. So why don’t you just ruminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities.”

(Source: romanticflight, via zackisontumblr)

themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

(via intensional)

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: evolved-emo, via trust)

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood, via trust)

darrynek:

my only fetish is heelys

(Source: panerasexual, via asiuns)

ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

(Source: real-ass-talk, via asiuns)

mydraco:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

(Source: mydraco, via sexy-koala)

zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

(via asiuns)