i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

(via asiuns)

follow the person this was reblogged from

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

(Source: s-un-rise, via trust)


More Facts on Psychofacts :)



you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

(via trust)


we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

(via stability)


you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

(via trust)




She is so cute, why do people hate her so much?

(because she’s a black woman who doesn’t pander to the male gaze or take any shit and is just really fuckin awesome)

Nikki is a black woman who owns her own business and is making a name in a male dominated industrys but still feminine and that pisses people off lol

Or because she says really dumb things and speaks like she’s full of herself

(Source: , via sexy-koala)


me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

(via trust)